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06:08 PM, September 2nd, 2007
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Short Jokes, Post up!
What do Michael Jackson and Salt have in common?
They both come on little white crackers
Why did Kernel Sanders cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken
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06:18 PM, September 2nd, 2007
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
mike epps pointed this out in stand-up
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01:18 PM, September 27th, 2007
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
Screw, nut, and bolt
Not exactly a joke, but I crack up everytime I say it
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02:14 PM, March 17th, 2008
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
kinda corney but i like:
how do you trap a polar bear? dig an icehole, put some peas around it,
when he comes to eat the peas, run up behind him and kick him in
the "icehole"
what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
getting her out of the wheelchair
how do you get a camel an extra week supply of water?
kick em in the nuts while he's drinking
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02:16 PM, March 17th, 2008
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
why don't blind people sky dive?
it scares their dogs
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02:49 PM, March 17th, 2008
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
ok this threw me off, I thought these were going to be SHORT JOKES like about short people. bwhahahahahha retard
Don't let the worst thing that has ever happened to you, define who you are.
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02:55 PM, March 17th, 2008
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
^ ur not alone. lol.
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04:18 PM, March 17th, 2008
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
haha, could be that too if you like
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04:50 PM, September 3rd, 2009
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
"you hear the one about Helen Keller?
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neither did she"
" what do you get when you cross an onion with donkey?
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an ass that will bring a tear to your eye"
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08:52 PM, September 3rd, 2009
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joedaddi
"you hear the one about Helen Keller?
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She's family 
true story, but joke away
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10:25 AM, September 4th, 2009
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
Works best when drinking 
*holds out small lunch bag*
You say: Put your hand in this sack and do it
Other person says: "Do what?"
you say: I knew if I ever got you in the sack, you wouldn't know what to do |
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12:40 PM, September 4th, 2009
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
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Originally Posted by Krunky
She's family
true story, but joke away |
honestly, I don't know much about her at all
that's just some joke my brother came up with
how close is, or was she related? |
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03:19 PM, September 4th, 2009
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Re: Short Jokes, Post up!
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Originally Posted by Joedaddi
honestly, I don't know much about her at all
that's just some joke my brother came up with
how close is, or was she related?
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Not super close, she married into the family, married one of my great uncles on my maternal grandfather's side
we crack deaf jokes all the time, my grandmother who was deaf used to have a bumper sticker on her car "I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you"
and one of my favorite jokes that my grandfather told during the saying of grace in sign language at Thanksgiving dinner:
"Why do farts smell?"
"So deaf people can enjoy them too, Amen, let's eat"
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